Good turning 40 jokes, are as good as turning 40 can be. Don’t you think turning 40 is a big enough joke? So who needs good jokes? Well, you bet we all do! In some opinion this is where it all starts. “What starts” … OK…. so lets look at some perks of being 40!
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Dressmakers design and model clothes on dummies; that’s a whole different department of dummies. Jeff Dunham’s creations are dancing, singing, cussing folks, as real as the guy next door. Ventriloquism is a very old art, and Jeff Dunham has come pretty close to perfecting it. Certainly he’s come close enough for his millions of fans.
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I still do not know if Teacher Tom, a former financial executive with one of the energy companies, was serious about our conversation that morning, or it was just a quick statement full of shock value aimed at setting up the flavor of the morning discussion.
In any case, those jewels he dispenses at the beginning [...]
Some people say that you cannot learn to be funny. While you might not be funny enough to work as a professional stand-up comedian, you can certainly learn to be humorous. Being humorous is enough to succeed as a presenter.
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Some final words from our dearly departing president, George W. Bush…
My fellow and fellowess Americans,
As you are aware, it will soon be time for my tender as your president to come to an end.
While it saddens me to leave the roundness of the Oval Office and all the accompanying entrapments of power, I take great [...]
A new study released today by the Council of Economic Advisers indicates the the recession has not been caused by the mortgage crisis or failed economic policies, but has instead been brought about by a series of television commercials featuring Paul Michael Glaser.
“Six credit cards. That’s the number of credit cards the average American has [...]
For the first time in the storied history of competitive eating, a competitive vomiting match will immediately follow a competitive eating competition.
“I don’t know why we didn’t think of this before,” said International Competitive Vomiting Association chairman Chuck Upvurd. “It certainly seems like a no-brainer. For years we’ve had premier competitive eaters stuffing themselves to [...]
Today the Supreme Court of California overturned the ban on no-sex marriage. This made California the second state, behind Massachusetts, to allow full marriage rights for no-sex partners.
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A long, long time ago, we were bachelors. We walked through life blissfully unaware, oblivious to the hidden knowledge we’d yet to attain. The accidents and difficulties we endured in daily life seemed a normal part of the struggle to sustain ourselves in an imperfect world. In short, we took our lumps in stride.
Then we [...]
A lot of people dream of becoming a millionaire, as is witnessed by the ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’? television program. However, for most people let the ’system’ to trap them into thinking they don’t have the ability to succeed. They don’t have ‘what it takes’. This is a lie!
Microsoft advertised for cleaning staff. [...]
