Archive for November, 2008

30 Nov

New York City is the Center of the Universe

New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday that New York is, indeed, the center of the Universe. Pooling the resources of the American Astrophysics Association, NASA, and We Are The World (NYC, that is), the four-year study analyzed the gravitational pull of the Universe and other factors.
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29 Nov

Origin of Yo Mama Jokes

Not many categories of jokes have a history or background. We don’t know who started them or why they were started. Surprisingly enough when it comes to yo mama jokes they come with a very interesting background. Yo mama jokes are also referred to as ‘the dozens’ and is an tradition among African Americans in [...]

28 Nov

My Personalized License Plate Reads - SLOWPOK

Everyone has their favorite story to tell, and this is one of my favorite stories because it involves two things that are near and dear to my heart! Both are my passions…humor and creativity. There are times when I TRY to make somebody laugh…and, there are times when it just happens because of circumstances. This [...]

27 Nov

Five Reasons to Be Thankful For Global Warming

As we give thanks this holiday season, we should all try to look on the bright side of global warming. Oh sure, we are depleting our natural resources and our environment is on the brink of disaster but we should choose to see the glass half full of (toxic) water, rather than half empty. Here [...]

26 Nov

How to Book a Comedian

If you are going to book a professional comedian for a corporate event or holiday party there are some things you should know before you start.
Everyone that ever got on stage on open mic night thinks of himself as a comic. While he may have gotten some laughs in front of his friends a corporate [...]

25 Nov

10 Rules of Public Etiquette

We’ve all seen it before. Someone ventures into a public place without a clue about how to act in front of other people. Have they forgotten that they’re not at home anymore? Do they just not realize that nobody should do that? 10 Rules of Public Etiquette outlines some very important rules that, if followed, [...]

24 Nov

Etiquette’s Top Ten

The following are some common, and disturbing, social faux pas. Do any of them sound familiar? For the sake of improving our society, let’s all stop doing these things. Immediately.
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23 Nov

Housewives Demand For TV Remote Control Custody, Hazard Pay and Minimum Wage

Klang, Malaysia - Yesterday, a group of housewives gathered here and rallied behind their self-elected president-for-life, Molly Mok, who are demanding the government to pass the bill on TV remote control custody, hazard pay and minimum wage for housewives of this nation. For decades housewives of this nation have been domestically tame and experts say [...]

22 Nov

Me, McDonald’s, and My Last Twenty Dollars

I have tried just about everything to find an income. I have applied to dozens and dozens of jobs over the past year. Any job I think I might be able to do, I apply to it. A man at the unemployment office once asked me, “What kind of work are you interested in?” I [...]

21 Nov

Funny Car Story - I Swear the Post Moved

As I was leaving the parking lot I gunned the Grenada in reverse and ran into the cement base of a light pole. I swear the post moved. I got out and surveyed the damage to the car. The passenger side rear quarter panel had shifted into the back door panel which had shifted into [...]