Archive for September 24th, 2008

24 Sep

The Wages of Sin, Or Why it Pays to Dance With the Devil!

‘Sin’…. The explanation of the word itself is as much of a devilish quest as the countless and twisted definitions on offer; the meaning confounds, it teases and torments the minds of the masses …. always has … stretching back into the shadowy tomes and reckonings of distant ages.
A slight against the ‘All Powerful’? A [...]

24 Sep

Satire - Repentance

Repentance! The very word smacks of God-fearing judgments and biblical obligations. Thou shalt not; here is where we shall start the first lesson. In order to never have to actually ever repent, simply do nothing wrong! How easy is that!? Just be perfect God-d*mn it!
So, ensure that You obey the following implicitly:
(a) Do not covet [...]