Funny humor stories

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
“Leave the car. Take the cannolis.”
“I bet you get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.”
Yes. There are some amazingly funny movie lines that we’ve all come to love, but is this the ONE? Is this the comedy writer’s Holy Grail?
Is the ‘prostitue’ line [...]

On a recent voyage via auto vehicle, several discoveries were made.
Passing gas when trapped inside a car doesn’t mean you give gas to someone in need of roadside assistance. If there happens to be four people in a very small car, only a DNA analysis can confirm the culprit of the new gaseous cloud looming [...]