Archive for September 3rd, 2008

03 Sep

The Problematic 6000

The Problematic 6000 is especially designed with innovation in mind. This device was created to help a person create problems, rather than solve them. Is there someone in your life who has betrayed you, or wronged you in any way imaginable? Once you turn this device on, it automatically reads your mind using advanced telepathic [...]

03 Sep

Some Guys Have All the Luck

When I was in high school the best way to meet girls was to join a rock’n’roll band. These days you’d be better served by joining The Young Democrats Club.
Thanks (in no small part) to the “alleged” escapades of our beloved President Bill “Do You Wanna Touch Me” Clinton, politicians have joined the ranks of [...]