29 Aug
Funny Text Messages
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…
…searching…searching…still searching…
…sorry NO BRAIN found
How a man impresses a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How a woman impresses a man: Show up naked with beer.
I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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